lorraine “stfu i don’t need aftercare” warren and ed “idc which bubble bath scent do you want tonight” warren
when i was 10 or so i was deathly afraid of vampires so i stole the garlic powder from my mom’s spice cabinet and kept it in my coat pocket and if i was out at night with like my parents and thought someone was acting really sus i’d try to surreptitiously sprinkle a lil garlic powder on them
like imagine a weird little girl deciding you failed her vibe check and promptly seasoning you
(via verylostpenguin)
You deserve someone who will go crazy at the sight of you. Someone who loves every inch and crevice of your body. Someone who feels blessed to have the opportunity to lay with you. You are worthy of a love that makes you feel whole and new.
(via scheming-in-the-six-ten)
